Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Episode 05: Good Words and Bad Words

"Suck it, F.J."

Good day, and welcome to the fifth installment of J&J!! Today's episode is largely an awkward conversation on cursing where Joel & Jon openly admit that they are their own biggest fans. Later, Jon conjectures on the future of online shopping and "showrooming", while Joel talks about how he uses anime as a form of exercise role-play. And then it's on to home-made ginger ale recipes and American comfort food.

Will Jon be able to edit out all those dirty, naughty words? Will Joel ever get to watch 'The Fast & the Furious 7'? Find out with little risk to your life, in this week's episode!!

"Woo, bacteria party!"

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Topics this week include:
- Mexican house-keeping culture.
- Dante's Inferno: Secret Bonus Level.
- "Showrooming".
- "Meta-Aside's".
- Joel's review of 'Speed Racer' ("It put me to sleep.").
- 'The Leftovers'.
- "Speculative Film Reviewing".
- Cracker Barrel audio-book racks.
- David Foster Wallace's Claremont commencement speech: This is Water.
- Joel's pitcha-book of the week: 'Hawkeye Vol. 1'.

Homework this week includes:
- Not playing 'Cookie Clicker' for eight hours straight.
- 'Some Enchanted Evening'.
- Teaser poster for Richard Ayoade's 'The Double'.
- (EXTRA CREDIT): Keep watching 'The Aviator' until you get it right.

Essential Quotations:
- "And now we will hear a short tome from Barrister Lambcheek." "I FEEL A TINGLING IN THESE MUTTON-CHOPS OF MINE, I DO SAY."
- "I purchased it with my Internet monies. And now it's sitting in the cloud."
- "... some sort of magical dream janitor."
- "My life is full of queues."

- Jon found a MIP:FIM wiki. You won't be seeing him for a while.
- Joel can't remember Satoshi Kon's name.
- Jon does not yet endorse what you might find at jingleheimer dot com. (Because there's nothing there.)
- "Hercules" and "Olympus" are not dieties. Jon.
- I see a choose-your-own-adventure episode in your future...