Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Episode 13: 'Edge of Tomorrow'

"Press 2 for Spanish."

It's lucky number thirteen, and the boys are back with a vengeance! Today Jon and Joel blather on about film #49008, 'Edge of Tomorrow', a silly, Tom-Cruisey, video-gamey kind of film. Basically it's 'Groundhog's Day' starring Master Chief; so lots of the same lines delivered by the same people, again and again. Will Emily Blunt doing the Sun Salutation over and over make up for it? And will Tom Cruise be able to save the day? Of course he will; that's not even a spoiler.

Meanwhile, Joel will talk cherubs, pixies, and rabbit ears, and condone the virtues of carrying a big sword. And Jon will say "monopoqolowuy", then actually break the podcast with his tangents. (Seriously, is he even making real sentences? Anyone?) A common fondness for 'Winnie the Pooh', and an unequivocal 'no' to unsolicited hand love are what you have to look forward to, in TaT Episode 13: 'Edge of Tomorrow'!

<meta_aside>SPOILERS ABOUND</meta_aside>

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Topics this week include:
- 'The Tao of Pooh'.
- superhero adoration within their own universe.
- video game narratives.
- 'MechBattleDroidFight' 'Hawken'.
- GoT.
- badass Emily Blunt omg.
- Thor's tiny axe hammer.
Kelly Sue DeConnick.
- Jon's speculative review of '24: Live Another Day' e07.
- 'AWalk to Remember', by John Green. (Joking aside, look him up.)
- Joel's PBotW: 'I Kill Giants', 'Avengers Assemble: Science Bros'.
- Also, Joel's music review of 'Spamalot' 'Camelot'.

Homework this week includes:
- Go watch 'Minority Report'.
- Never watch 'Sex Tape'.
- Caustic Soda: 'Diving Accidents'.
- (EXTRA CREDIT): "Hello, I'm Robert Goulet."

Essential Quotations:
- "Didn't ring a bell of anyone I've heard of them being."
- "I wonder why. The end."
- "Sorry Tom Cruise. Don't ban me from the scientology museum of modern craziness."
- "Wait. I lost my track of trains."
- "I'm not even preaching to the choir; I'm preaching to the bathroom mirror."

- You give love a bad name.
- Dr. Seuss episode ending much?
- Jon is a knowledge hound.
- Terminus.
- Size does matter.
- Jon is gaining hope in humanity.
- Chapters? For the J&J podcast? Are you mad?
- James Cameron hate-isode forthcoming...