Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Episode 14: 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'

"Oooh, there's a naked nymph on this cover. Don't look, listeners!"

Welcome to episode fourteen of J&J, where everything's better in two's, even gigantic alpha dragons! This week the guys rave about/nitpick over film #49021, 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'. Back in Berk after four years, can Dreamworks hold a flame to the original tale? Can Hiccup save his village from Djimon Hounsou? But-at-the-same-time can he ever grow to fill his father's shoes? But-at-the-same-time will he ever meet his mom? And what about the bookends? THE BOOKENDS?!

As usual, Jon rambles about something (gangster movies) until he finally arrives at a somewhat pointed question ('Why is film noire assumedly better than the horror genre?'). Joel will retcon everything, then use a terrible, terrible word. Jon will make note of the only two throwaway lines in the film, and also say the word "cerebleral". (Not a real word. Until now.) Black water, and Megan Fox as April O'Neil, and scorpions coming out of a guy's belly? Yep, it's just another day in the life of the J's, and they hope you enjoy it!

<meta_aside>SPOILERS ABOUND</meta_aside>

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Topics this week include:
- 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'.
- Jon is still watching 'Louie' s04.
- Joel is finally "tre un tre" with 'GoT' s04.
- Hans Zimmer's hair-trigger horns section.
- 'Metastasis'.
- Flying as pure escapism.
- Apollo.
- Episodic vs. long-form TV seasons.
- Jon's Four-Word News Segment/Alt-Universe 'Breaking Bad' pitch: "Retirement community meth lab."
- In passing: Amazon's smartphone, new 'Swift' programming language.
- Joel's PBotW: 'The Fifth Beatle'.
- Also, Joel's film reviews of 'Go' and 'Blackfish'.

Homework this week includes:
- Check out 'Script Notes'. Might just be your cup of tea.
- Watch you some PSA's.
- 'El Dorado'!
- 'Shadow of the Colossus'.
- (EXTRA CREDIT): ¡Collecte all the pogles!

Essential Quotations:
- Joel: "Because we all know the proper hybridization between New York and Scotland-" "-is Blanchett."
- Jon: "Past experience speaks to the wealth of mankind, is what I say."
- Morgan Freeman: "This is how we power our homes in the future."
- Sticky note found on the floor: "Call this number for a live jam."

- The 1998 'Godzilla' is not approved by the J&J Podcast.
- There is no 'GoT' main theme cover starring cats with tambourines wearing sombreros.
- Joel mentions 'Avatar' in Jon's presence...
- "Nerd Battles" incoming!
- Suck it, Shakespeare.
- The definition of 'HBO-ing': "Lot's of boobage, a little bit of like uh... you know, just straight-on nn-nnn whatever nn-nnnn."