Thursday, August 7, 2014

Episode 21: 'Guardians of the Galaxy'

Welcome to episode 2-1 of ze podcast! This week, J&J indulge their nerdy bits in a sweeping, snarky new superhero universe, where aliens are humanoid (well, most; I am Groot), and the small-time losers have to save the day. You guessed it, or read the title; today they review film #49201 (I think?), 'Guardians of the Galaxy', and their opinions are not as supernova-glowing as you might expect.

Meanwhile, Jon will never find that classy album he talks about in the first ten minutes. Joel has an experiment to try on you, and it involves 450 volts of electricity. Joel talks about tortillas, and Jon talks about the bike days. And death, who can forget boring old death? It's episode 21, fo sho!

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Topics this week include:
- 'Guardians of the Galaxy'.
- James Gunn.
- Jon saying "climactic" a lot.
- The Milgram Experiment.
- 'Salted', a book Jon didn't steal from his boss.
- 'Penny Dreadful'.
- The Prancercise Lady.
- Unquestionable ethics.
- Eva Green.
- Changing it up with soylent.
- Jon swears off Youtube for all of August.
- Big cast qualms and webs of influence.
- Hawkeye movie plz.
- Joel's PBotW: 'Ten Grand'.

Homework this week includes:
- 'Hooked on a feeling'.
- Jon wants to play a roguelike. Which one should he play? A. FTL B. Nethack C. Minecraft, hardcore style.
- EXTRA CREDIT: What should Joel name his car?

Essential Quotations:
- "Baby Ruth pod. Candy in a bod."
- "And actually I starred in 'Hoosiers', so..." "Were you the sparkle in Gene Hackman's eye?"

Recommended Dining for This Episode:
- A quart of soylent, and a cup of coffee.

SPOILERS:
- All death is anti-climactic.
- Tortillas aren't shells.
- 'Joan of Arc' episode impending?
- Damn, people are dying in the background of this podcast. That or all the ambulances are out on the town, looking for a disco rave to crash.
- Joel knows sports.