Friday, June 12, 2015

Episode 65: 'Insidious' Trilogy!

Be careful when you call the dead; for when you beckon one, all will hear. This week the boys get up to speed on James Wan and Leigh Whannell's 'Insidious' franchise just in time to catch their latest installment: 'Insidious: Chapter 3'. If gas masks and muddy feet terrify you, look no further.

Meanwhile... breaking news! Jon's face is different! Also there's a ton of real news!! Is Jon's restaurant expanding its menu, or folding into McDonald's and hiding it from everyone? Will Joel become the object of perfect health? Failed butter cream, endocrinologists, Myspace, movie trailers, and neo-noir. And did someone mention 'The Hunger Games'? Anyone?

The J&J Podcast: checking Slash Film so you don't have to.


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Topics this week include:
- 'Insidious'.
- 'Insidious: Chapter 2'.
- 'Insidious: Chapter 3'.
- 'Splatoon'.
Showtime streaming plan at $11.
And the Lifetime Achievement for Soundtracks goes to…
Animated chicks with more natural features…
"The Stand" begins as Showtime mini-series before the film.
"Arrested Development" returning mid-2016.
More "Star Wars" anthology film rumors.
"Night on Bald Mountain" segment feature adaptation.
James Wan directing 'Aquaman'.
‘Tomorrowland’ loses some money.
The Button is over.
‘The Man Who Killed Don Quixote’.
The Punisher joins 'Daredevil' s02
SyFy developing "Hyperion" show
- Some more movies:
     - 'Wet Hot American Summer'.
     - 'They Came Together'.
     - 'Archer' s05.
     - 'Chef'.
     - 'Scrotal Recall'.
- And SO MANY TRAILERS.


- Joel’s PBotW:
     - 'Sin City, Vol. 4: That Yellow Bastard'.
    - 'The Fade Out, Vol. 1: Act One'.

Homework for the Week:
- Feel creeped out by Tiny Tim.
- Show us your best Dustin Hoffman impression.

Essential Quotations:
- "Let dead enough die alone."
- "Fair enough."

Spoilers:
- Joel's a cynical optimism. Jon's an optical synesthesiest.
- 2015: Remember Sexy Pirate Mustache.
- Netflix heals all your qualms.
- Joel's an aestheticist. Jon's a details person.